But I'm sure I could blast Alderaan and make a loaf of bread at this point.
On the knitting front, I'm working on a Knitting Pure and Simple Neck Down Pullover as part of the Zombie Prom Date Knitters Knit A Long. Look, a lovely brown lump of sweater.
Due to my normal mode of doing things, I underestimated a crucial point in the sweater making. It's easier just to show you...
|Look! No tummy!|
"Hey Pig 1, why does your Mom always wear that ugly green and brown sweater?"
"She made it."
"That somehow doesn't make it any better."
The moral of this story to anyone else would be:
Always check your lot numbers before starting a project.
For me, it's don't let Knit with Snot offer to make you a sweater.