You see, the reason I'm happy is because normally, the Pigs barf while we are on vacation.
Our family has a long list of vacation locations and beloved places to barf.
At Disney, Pig 2 likes to barf at the Animal Kingdom, oh, and on the bus to Animal Kingdom. He especially likes to the bushes at the Polynesian resort. They provide a lot of cover.
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Pig 3, he likes to barf in the comfort of Disney resort beds. A yes, they are not only plush and comfy, but also barf-tastic!
Don't worry Midwest! We love to barf at your vacation wonderlands too!
Oh, Chicago, ye olde barfy city!
Aquariums, zoos, hotel rooms and hot dog stands...NONE of you are safe from Pig 1 and his mad barfing skills!
Right now, we are planning to go, nay, drive to Florida to visit PK and Dan. I want this barfing to stop, before we get on the road. Just this once. Ok, not just this once. Let's start a new vacation tradition, one that doesn't involve barfing.