If I start yelling "DOES NOT COMPUTE" and start swinging my arms, it's due to cognitive dissonance.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday of each week, I will be doing saliva based drug testing. It's a fast paced lab environment! Bio-hazards! Chemicals! Lab coats and spit!!
Tuesday and Thursday, I will be learning the art of massage. Meditation, Birkenstocks, and Swedish Massage. After school, I often feel all Zen-ed out. Man. Cool.
So, if I seem a little more weirdy than normal, I now at least have an excuse.