I like to make sure there is plenty of jackassery. It's what I'm good at. Well, that and zombie slaying, and those two things really don't do much for me on my resume.
Here the Pigs are on the Spider. Also known as the Octopus, or hey that arm thing that goes uppy and downy. It's all dependent on which reputable Carnival you are visiting.
The Pigs only got 3 rides, so I wanted to make sure they went on something fun. You know, not just around and around on the super sparkly motorcycles.
The ride was deemed torture, the worst thing ever and barf inducing. Mischief Managed.
For our next round of torture we took the Pigs to Chicago. While at Navy Pier they pointed out the Ferris Wheel. I said if you didn't like the Spider, you're going to hate the Ferris Wheel.
Later, at the zoo, we were attacked by stingrays.
Yes, stingrays attack unless you hold beheaded fish between your fingers and then stick your upper body into the water. It's bizarre, but it keeps them from getting vicious.
Speaking of vicious...An any flavor Icee Machine? That is vicious awesome.
Here the fam is outside the Field Museum. Why the Ninja pose? I'm thinking it's tradition now.
So what do all these fun stories tell you? That summer was over weeks ago! Michigan Schools, open your doors and put some learnin' on these Pigs. They're tired of fun.