Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Zombie Free Home Hosts Open House!

My lovely home is for sale. 

Features and benefits-lovely ceramic tile in kitchen, 3 large bedrooms, finished basement.

Huge perennial gardens lovingly fertilized with zombie bits.

Plus, it's totally safe from zombies here!  We've eliminated all the evil undead in like a 5 mile radius.

Check out this zombie free oasis  Sunday, August 1st!  3pm-5pm.

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