Zombie sightings are way down this year. Well, except for the one in my back field. There always seems to be one zombie with a such an overwhelming hunger for brains that it ventures out into the cold and gets frozen mid "arrrggg."
Due to lack of zombie slaying, many of my beloved Zombie Slayers are feeling, well, a bit down. I've suggested sky diving multiple times, still no takers. I'm beginning to think this may be a side effect of the CLAP! Oh, no!! What have I done?
Anyway, it's time to get out of the house...
Zombie Prom Date Knitters-Beat the Winter Doldrums
3717 East Cork Street
Kalamazoo, MI 49001
Let's try to not get kicked out Ladies. I'm running out of places to eat in this town.