"Also known as It's not you, it's Me" and modeled on the infamous pee chair
Here's a close up just for Spinsanity. Go ahead, check out the artistic liberties I took with the pattern. Patterns, like rules, are merely guidelines and are meant to be bent, adjusted and broken, especially if mixed with snot, and liberal amounts of zombie slaying.
1. easy to know pattern
2. nothing to forget while laughing/drinking/high horse/ soap box speech making
3. if you need to leave to slay zombie, you can come right back and not miss a beat or stitch
4. doubles as a beer cozy
5. napkin too
6. if it's a gift, the time and money invested is minimal, the recipient is going to treat it like crap, and you had fun making it, and you can laugh remembering all the zombie parts you cleaned up with it before you gave it to them.
Next pattern to torture was the Pale Skies too Boring to continue Cowl.
I've moved on to the Clapotis. Also known as The Clap. Yes, yes, keep laughing. I think it's funny too. Would you like The Clap too? It's free, and easy to get! Knitty Fall 2004