Wednesday, July 08, 2009
For those keeping track:
On attempt three, around hour 3.5, the toilet seat that was hermetically sealed
to toilet with a foul mixture of Pig urine, rust, the mixing of "earth friendly" cleaning products and harsh toxic chemicals was finally removed.
How you ask?
A drill, a wrench, a flat head screw driver, the promise of tents, the threat of death upon reentry of the house, complete denial that my hair was in fact touching the spot where the toilet plunger lives, and the crazy determination that keeps making those ugly Kidney Kozies...Snot Power!
So, if you have a towel seat that had plastic nuts on metal screws and they have lost the inability to unscrew, here's my advice to you...Rum and Coke, or just decide you need a new toilet.
Posted by Holly Bee