Shelly, Shelly, Shelly.
(This is Shelly, not me)
You moved, so I single white femaled your hair cut.
I could put in a photo of my new hair, but really, just go look in your mirror.
So how did I end up with your hair?
I said to Katie, "Hey, Katie, I need my hair cut!"
She said "I thought so, that's what you said when you made the appointment. So, what are you doing thing summer?"
Then I said "Well, you know, supervising a bunch of Cub Scouts on an overnight trip on a submarine, doing some camping, a lot of out side stuff. You know, my hair seems really long now and I keep getting syrup in it."
I think she was just doing me a favor.