So, like I said 3 pigs in less than 4 years. Today is Pig 1's bday. He's barfing. Happy Barf Day to Pig 1.
Maybe it's due to eating so much frosting lately.
Maybe it's due to the toxic food coloring used to make the orange glow in the dark.
Hey, how did Pig 2 get so big? That's my brother in law Kevin. It's his birthday month too.
You know the Ogre's base line is grumpy, right? Well, I did this thing. We had a lot of cake so I took some over to the neighbors. You know, to be neighborly. When I came back, I had adopted a beagle. It was awesome.
The Ogre did not so much think so.
I don't stress about this stuff or pull out my hair, I just cut it all off.
It seemed less painful, and really, I didn't have to clean up the mess that way. Now dog crap and zombie parts. I'm going to be doing that for life.