Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Prom Desses AHOY!
I totally stole this photo from Spinsanity, but well, yeah, like she said some actually Zombie Prom Date Knitters went to Prom, so it must be documented.
To counteract this photo, I will tell dumb things I did this weekend. It will make Chrystal feel better.
I was trying to flip the composter, and got stuck on top of it. I had to have Pig 1 go inside to get the Ogre to help get me down. The Ogre asked why I didn't just jump. So I showed him.
When I leaned forward to jump, my ass out weighed my front and started to throw me into the fence. It was like my own awesome back yard rodeo, with all the neighborhood kids watching!
Things I found in the back yard:
A snake, baby robins, a golf ball. A rose bush that is in league with the zombies to take over the world. It has been removed from the premises on numerous occasions and has been crawling it's way back. It's finally made it to the fence, and damn that thing is pretty. Plus, it took all that time to grow from the field, why argue with it now.
Things I've learned. My knitting is magic. As soon as I try on the mitered square, turned log cabin shawl thing to see if it's big enough, I fall asleep.
So it's either so ugly I can't stand to look at it, or this whole lawn work thing may be why no knitting is getting done.
What was the Ogre doing? He made pies.
Posted by Holly Bee