Is it from looking at the color green?
I was sitting on couch watching the news, sniffling, under a blanket, aching all over, and my throat hurt, my head hurt and I just wanted to die. I totally freaked out when the news started listing off my symptoms:
"cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue." Holy crap, H1N1 symptoms! I have swine flu, the dreaded heinie?? No, it's just a result from being around the Pigs.
I thought, I don't have a cough. Just then I started hacking. But it was more related to the broccoli slaw in my sandwich and the mustard I dribbled down my shirt than actual illness, but, still, symptom, on list.
Plus, why was I eating a sandwich during the 11 o'clock news? That goes along with sore throat. It was Tuesday, I had Dude Duties at Cub Scouts. I find that my voice is heard better if I just go ahead and carry on like a 7-10 year old. That means yell. It's fun.
Stuffy nose. I live behind a field. Ok, I haven't mowed the back yard. Because when I do I get the sniffles. Plus, have you looked at the pollen charts...the pollen is off the charts. It's all in my nose.
Chills? I'm still cold from this.
Mary hid inside. Real charitable Mary. I'm dying, but you stayed dry. Yes, I'm whining. I got some awesome deals and you all didn't and all I had to do is get cold and maybe develop pneumonia.
Yeah, well, I have awesome friends who are always inviting me to cool events.
Then after events.
The zombie prom date knitters. Jax, sassying up the joint in her Print o' the I'm the fastest knitter shawl.
Now, they're taking up basket weaving. Don't do it Elizabeth! You're already being tricked into quilting. Plus your boyfriend is a baker. Your life will be a weird nursery rhyme.
Linda shows off her handy work.
Plus all the zombie slaying.
Then yesterday we had to do some tick slaying.
So, again, I think this just gets filed under I do stupid things.