I get that it's Valentine's day, and I actually did get presents-Thank you Dear Ogre, you know me so well.
But I was promised a pair of mittens in a mitten swap.
Look, I sent my swap partner her stuff.
But to the best of my knowledge, no one else has done any mitten swapping.
So, all that awesome you see up there, you'll never get that kind of thing from me future swap partner...because you all stink. No more swaps for me.
NOW-SEND ME MY MITTENS!!!