The Ogre watches American Idol, and his mom watches American Idol. Spinsanity wouldn't meet us at Fabrications because it was AI night.
(Fabrications Fun will be posted Monday-my camera is currently awol)
Due to these facts, I watched American Idol and like Simon, I only speak the truth.
Jesse-aka forehead girl-She's skinny. Where's Mama Cass when you need her to give her a ham sandwich? Wait, better yet, take that ham sandwich put it on her forehead. Or brush her eyebrows back to hide that thing. Dang, my forehead isn't that big is it? I'm gonna get me some bangs.
Adam Lambert-Community College rendition of a Mama Mia-esque Rolling Stones play. Wow.
Then I lost interest. See if you can give me names for these.
1. Bad gay cabaret.
2. Wait! Rick Fox is on American Idol?! I thought he was more Dancing with the Stars material.
Even the judges weren't safe from judging!
She's really mean for how not pretty she is.
That last statement could also be applied to me.
Which warranted this response from the Ogre "Hating other women doesn't make you a feminist, it just makes you a bitch."
Nicely played Ogre, nicely played.