Excitement from Day 3 of the New Year:
"Get me some coffee, bitch."
"If it weren't for the fact that my dog bit your boob, I'd be offended."
Excitement from Day 4:
"The Colts lost? What the hell!"
"Yeah, but your man Sproles got the winning TD in overtime."
"You know, he is the Muggsy Bogues of the NFL."