1. Having food items chucked at our heads
2. Violently removed from the theater
Why? Due to our inability to keep in our giggles.
Edward, oh Edward! Did you have to look like you were going to take a crap when Bella first sat next to you in Biology? Because it was all down hill after that. Pained expression? Yes, if you were fighting stomach ailments.
I would also like to point out that Bella (in the movie) would have been considerably less clumsy if her pants weren't so tight. Really, I don't know how she could walk, breath or do anything but attract boys and girls in those jeans. Damn girl.
Casting choices...odd.Carlise, not hot, just very, very pale.
James, were you impressonating Bucky from American Idol?
Jacob is Shark Boy??? I can't have dirty thoughts about the kid that helped save Planet Drool from Mr Electricidad. It's like having a boner for Big Bird.
Now, the good parts...the soundtrack, Bella's mittens, a cameo by Stephenie in the diner (diner? I guess it was too hard to cook for Charlie in those tight pants), the high school students acting like high school students, again with Bella's mittens, the credits. The credits were really good. There was no talking, it was in black and white, it was hot.
Oh, you noticed we made it to the credits? In an audience of 10, 9 ending up busting out laughs, at non funny parts. The one girl (oh, it was all girls at the 1245 Friday afternoon showing) who didn't laugh probably went home and built an alter of evil hate to Twilight laughers right next to her Edward love shrine.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a fan. Just not of the movie. Again, Em, Crystal, you were right. To get the giggles out I had to get an Audible copy. Don't worry girls, it had the right cover...