Zombie Prom Date Knitters-RED ALERT! THE FOG IN MICHIGAN IS UNNATURAL!
Some would blame the warm weather, and the 14 inches of snow. But me, I know the truth...it's all because of the underground regeneration of zombies.
It's true, something wicked this way comes.
Actually, it may be more accurate to say Something clad in flannel hunches forth crying out for brains.