The Daily Sweater. At the rate I'm going it will be called the Daily Sweater because it will be the thing that you see me knitting Daily, and ripping out nightly.
Currently, this is what my sweater looks like.
Right. That's stock footage of the lovely silky tweed. My "sweater" is actually a hand wound ball with needles jabbed spitefully into it.
Problem with pattern: Nothing.
Problem with knitter: Attention span.
Row one-k33, p1, k2, p1, k1000, p25,k1000, p1, k2, p1, k15, k4, oh, hell, am I still on this row? Yes, still on the row. How big is neck anyway, football player size?
Row two-wait, I went around twice on row one and wow that guy on Gossip Girl is pretty.
See, attention span.