I'm waiting for something awesome to show up in the mail.
No, it's not Daniel Craig. Although if I could get him delivered through post...
Actually, now that I'm thinking, what I really want is to order up some James Bond and Jason Bourne. Yeah, they could swill alcohol and look all steamy in grey sweaters and then beat the crap out of someone who deserves it.
Really, if the post office could deliver them to do some lawn work, I'd be cool with that too. They are going to need the sweaters this time of year though.
But really, the question is...Is there Mail today??