I don't know, but some surely unbelievable things have been happening lately. Don't fret, I of course took photos.
So, the messed up UNBELIEVABLE starts with myself and the 3 Pigs trying to stop by the local Krispy Kreme to score some donuts (no letter U, if you're going to spell Krispy Kreme like this, it's donuts all the way.)
Have you ever seen a boarded up Krispy Kreme, even in a war zone?
NO! You have not. They keep the donut places open in a war zone to give the troops hope. We are now without hope. There was another Mom parked next to me with a teenaged boy in the passenger seat of her mini van. She had her head on her steering wheel, sobbing, and her son was consoling her.
IT'S NOT OK PEOPLE.
So, why the donuts, why the emotional trauma?
Shelly's moving, to Washington, STATE. That's far away. I was planning on getting fabulously fat and wallow in my self pity.
and her man out of their house, and into a better place
No we didn't give them the shovel,
or a shove
or a boost
or a kick.
We just made this
Then to add to the unbelievable...the Ogre comes back from State Grange and he says "you won 3rd place in knitting." (The socks, pattern by me, did not place.)
I was like "Ok, what got 1st and 2nd?"
He took photos to show me...mistake on his part. Now the world is filled with fluffy pink hate.
DEAR MICHIGAN STATE GRANGE,
You can stick your knitting/crocheting women's (which is completely sexist by the way) activities up your Fraternal Order, because I will no longer be participating.
-They don't call me knit with snot for nothing
Also, to those who have been scorned by stupid contests that they were forced to enter, the Zombie Prom Date Knitters will be hosting a knitting/crocheting contest in the near future.
All afghans entered will be immediately disqualified and donated to charity.
There will be a hand spun, hand knit and completely FAB category
Also a HOLY CRAP I CAN'T believe that wasn't made by ANGELS category
Plus a Made more than 20 years ago, but man this is cool category.
NO ribbons will be awarded. Just the glory that you are appreciated for your talents and not looked down upon for not being related to one of the judges or in possesion of yarn other than Red Heart.
This post brought to you by left over teen angst, anti establishment feelings, damn the man, hate towards men, fraternal orders, and the united states of america. Viva la revolucion!