I sew-really, all my sewing projects are promptly sewn and given to Goodwill. Goodwill then pitches said items into dumpster because they are too poorly done to be sold at Goodwill.
I seem to do them all equally crappy.
But I'll tell you what I am good at...tailgating,
(which is actually drinking in a parking lot) (Look close! Dee & Dee's brother are in this one!)
selling raffle tickets, selling football tickets, selling tickets,
and sneaking stuff into places
(bootlegging). (I did not sneak the guy in, but the Ogre was squeezed in right behind the guy. Please note the guy is big...wait!!! That's what she said...hahahaha. Oh christ, that's my friend Steve, and now I feel dirty.)
I have quite a skill set. I think I'm in the wrong profession. So if the Pirates won't take me, there's always...
There's always vampire slaying.