If you need cub scout popcorn...I got it. Don't be fooled by inferior popcorn you see on the shelf at your local retail store, purchase from a kid, a kid who is standing in front of a retailer in the freezing cold, goofing around and acting like a fool.
WHY? Because these kids may be selling popcorn to go to Cub Scout Camp this summer so that his Momma can have some peace and quiet.
I've got 2 pigs in Scouts, that's equal to 1 million dollars of very delicious popcorn in my basement.
I was worried that with the Krispy Kreme going out of business my arse would have no way of getting fat. I just did inventory on our remaining popcorn, looks like I'm going to be eating a lot of chocolate covered caramel corn.
I'm taking one for the team.
As for the rest of you, relatives, can you guess what you're getting for the holidays...