I just want to move to Maine. They've got loads of sheep, 1 million yarn shops, comparable amounts of snow, hardly any summer, and gee, I get to trade in 5 glorious lakes for the Atlantic Ocean. It's AWESOME!
Plus blueberries, cranberries and lobster? I lovee the edible cock-a-roachee!
So Mighty Gods of Maine Chemistry, I beseech thee to call upon the Ogre. You need Chemist dudes out in Maine, right? I'm sure you need your zombies dealt with too, we could make it a win-win situation. That Covey Guy would be so stoked.