I did a scientific experiment last night. I ate roughly 1 pound of asparagus to see if it does in fact change the smell of a human's urine.
Here are my conclusions:
I did not eat enough of the sample in previous experiments.
If a person eats asparagus until they feel like they are going to barf they're urine will smell green.
This will be exciting upon first urination.
Still mildly amusing at second passing of urine.
Third time, it loses it's charm.
The morning after eating 1 pound of asparagus, it is possible for certain human's to excrete the smell of asparagus from every pore of their body.
First cheese now asparagus. What food can I torture my family with next?