Thursday, May 15, 2008

Garage Sale

Boring. Hate it.

I'm closing up shop and taking my crap to Goodwill. I'm worth more than $0.25 an hour. I'd rather eat a pound of asparagus and have smelly pee for 2 days.


When I left to take Pig 3 to school I put a sign on my money box that said

BACK AT NOON

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
No one bought anything or even had the decency to steal my crap. I still have a driveway full of crap.
I'm closing shop. I'm going to mow the lawn.

1 comment:

Kristina said...

That is hilarious. No one even stole your stuff?!? If it makes you feel any better, I certainly would have come by and stolen stuff if I lived in the vicinity. OK?