Yeah. The Pigs were giving the new Pergo style floor in the basement a test run, and well, it works! The old saying "if you jump over that baseboard, you'll crack your head open," is true! Pig 1 had to get super glued!! How super cool is that!
Now Pig 1 will have a scar on his chin just like Harrison Ford! Ok, it's lower than Han Solo's, but still.
Golly! I wonder what other horrible things are true!
Do kittens really grow up to be cats? Pippin...here kitty, kitty, kitty. Damn.
So how is Pig 1 doing now? He was pretty much back to normal. Look, he's reading, he must be fine.
As for Charity Knitting...ka-Pow!!! Briar Rose Charity Knit Squares for the Hope Lodge...Done!
Whaaaa-Pa!!!! That's what I say when I am kicking zombie ass and knitting against cancer. Yeah, it doesn't sound very scary, but really, does ka-Pow?
But if you saw me coming at you yelling Whaaaa-Pa!!!!
wearing zombie stompers, covered in Pig Snot, and the occasional Pig chin carnage, you might think twice.
Or at least laugh yourself into the fetal position which I would take as the sign to kick you while you were down. Really, I fight dirty. With a catch phrase like Whaaaa-Pa!!!! it's all I got.
By the way, did you know March 8th was Women's Day? I didn't!!
Under paid! Over looked! Screwed again!
Fight the man!
Fight the man!
Sounds like it's picket time! By the way, I made that one up. I think I need me a Cafe Press shop! Uh-huh.
PS I did finally shower.