I like the Ogre, and the Tye Dye Super Pig, it's actually the Big Blue thing in the background.
We turn lights off, we recycle, but it just doesn't make up for Big Blue. Here's how my non gauge swatching knitting helps in an equation worked out in a little something I like to call Holly Math.
No gauge swatch + really nice yarn =beautiful completed project in wrong size/ crappy gas mileage+ global warming = liberal guilt
How do ye counteract Liberal Guilt? Donate to Charity, and wear the Ogre down until he trades in Big Blue.
As you've seen, Phase 1 is in consistent effect. Phase 2 has been started! A big shout out to Consumer Reports. I'd like to thank them, along with Honda, Toyota, and Subaru.
Actually, it's great around town, and gets AWESOME gas mileage. Did I say AWESOME? Looking at other cars gas mileage, I was embaressed again for owning Big Blue, and proud of my little Betty. I've managed to pull 31 mpg out of a tank of gas on that brute. That's right, I don't warm it up for the kids, I don't stop at McDonald's drive thrus, and I'll be damned if I'm going to leave it running unless I am actively driving it. No, I don't stop it at stop lights, that's dangerous. But you get my drift.
Here's my best miles per gallon option...
Now just remember, SAME ROAD, SAME RIGHTS! Try not to hit me when you see my fat arse pedaling along the side of the road. I'm probaly heading toward the nearest coffee shop if you want to knit and hang out. It may be your best chance to hang out with me and observe me in a non speaking state.
Money for bike trails! Fight the Man! Free Tibet! Higher Gas Mileage! Go Solar! I'm done.