Quick Shawl aka Cancer Cape-It's for Charity, don't Whine, Drink Wine
Find some yarn.
You know you have some. Look around whatever room you are in. Really, whatever room you are in. Right, how many skeins did you find? I found 11, and that's not looking behind the chair.
If found yarn is not what one would call bulky, pick 2 and hold together as one.
Complain that you didn't get that sweet Harmony Needle set for the holidays. Use the size 13 needles that you have next to your chair.
Cast on a curious number of stitches. Really, go for it. Be the change you wish to fight the cancer in the world. Question Authority. All that Jazz. Really, it doesn't matter. Ok, you want some guidance. CAST ON 65. Feel Better?
Row 1: K1 P1 across
Row 2: K
Repeat row 1
repeat row 2
Yeah, pretty much keep reaping rows 1 & 2 until your eyes bleed, uh, until you reach the desired length or you run out of yarn.
Donate to good cause. Feel good. Be happy. Feel proud. Rock on!!!!
Pattern inspired by Martin, inspired by Lion Brand Yarn. Snarkiness brought on by knitting and wine.