Friday, January 18, 2008

Well, It was going to be a SURPRISE...

Zombie Prom Date Knitters

Toronto Chapter-El Presidente
Kristina Brouhaha
As a Zombie Prom Date Knitter, I will be honest to my chosen craft and share the joy with others, when the mood strikes. When gauge issues and errors plague projects, I will not fret, but instead donate my goods to those less fortunate. I will furthermore do my best not to get bitten by a member of the mindless zombie horde. If I do, I will not hold it against the ZPDK that lobs my head off with a shovel or other sharp object, because I know she would want me to do the same for her.


Here's your card. I actually, really and truly printed your "official" Membership card off today. I get a little confused about the whole shipping to Canada postal rates. To make it worse our local Post office ladies take an hour lunch break and I can never remember when it is. It seems like it's a late lunch, which is about the time when I finally get off my butt and out of the house and to the post office.

So, the surprise isn't that I forgot to

A. Buy printer cartridge for 3 months
B. Print promised membership card
C. Mail membership card

A-C are given. The special secret surprise is...go ahead, look close...Toronto Chapter! I also dub thee...El Presidente!

If I could have made it out of Seasilk I would have, but I still haven't met Rumpelstiltskin. I hear he's at some convention in the Primeval forest.


Kristina B said...

Holly... sniff...!! I'm touched! Thank you so much. I will have to find an appropriate zombie-slaying sceptre.

Saw a zombie book at the bookshop today when buying the doughnut book... and thought of you.

Thanks again... off to Red Lobster now to scarf down a pile of shrimp and will have a giant margarita in your honour!



Kristina B said...

PS. Just came across this blog post discussing zombies and local politics. Thought you might be interested: San Francisco Zombie Attack!

So, stay away from those ratepayer meetings, all...!!


Twinsanity/Spinsanity said...

Yay, Kristina!!!

And that last part of the promise? This is eggzactly why I've been MIA from the knit ups. I likes me head where it is, thank you.

Holly Bee said...

Spinsanity-you have the plague, you're not a zombie, right?

How are my skills are spinning wool into yarn?

How fast do I knit?

What color are my boots?

Spotted Dick...does it come in a can?

Twinsanity/Spinsanity said...

You have mad spinning skillz, you knit with the speed of light...your boobs?'t seen 'em and spotted dick is the bestest thing ever.



Back off with that shovel!!!