I know that I knit really awesome baby sweaters, but really, did you have to all get knocked up at the same time? I don't knit that fast, I'm easily distracted, and really, I'd like to stop making baby swag for a bit.
Why? I mean really, I should thank you. I get rid of old yarn in my stash, I can unload the clothes that manage to make it through the Pigs. But the real problem is, people keep asking if I'm in the breeding mode again. Which makes me wonder, is my ass getting fat again?
*Please note, I do in fact have 3 children. But I did at least take 4 years to have them. Ah, I bet this is a bit of that whole karma thing biting me in my fat ass.