Why? Dare you ask?
I keep thinking I'm done, done with that darn Tulip sweater, and I keep finding more ends. I will never Knit Stripes Again! Unless it's the White Stripes
and then Jack White better throw in both Meg and his new wife...CONQUEST!
Ok, now change a light bulb. As I knit, sit, in the dark here you may go, eh, has the
SNOW MADNESS really taken hold?! Should we send out a team of huskies to save her and the Pigs? (Note you aren't worried about the Ogre. He's an Ogre and you figure his kind have book Pitch Forks and Torches-The Ogres Plight he'll survive most anything.)
No, it's not the SNOW MADNESS this time. I just got my latest issue of other Earth News and I got my bi-monthly doses of....
HOLY CRAP! i-have-three-pigs-and-i-have-to-make-the-world-a-better-place-for-them-to-live-in-because-we-still-haven't-invented-freaking-hoover-cars!!!!!!
Or what the Ogre likes to call "Holly's redoubled efforts toward meat free eating and time to do home improvement projects"...and then "ooooh, is that a heirloom tomato seed catalog ad I see in there..."
So, for cheap easy fun in the home improvement realm go see the Mother Ship...
Wait, I was thinking about Robert Plant's trousers again! No kitchen dirty dancing. Probably I should stear clear of Parliment too. Because really, when I think of the Mother Ship, I think of George Clinton.
8 Easy Projects for Instant Energy Savings...Really, Change a light bulb, Save the World!
And you thought I could never make that title work!