On some blogs the comments are all "snow is so pretty!" and "thanks for the snow photos!"
I was all sad, and I was like, I've got no snow love comments here. Then I thought, "oh, that's because I got SNOW MADNESS in November and I have been ignoring the snow."
What are symptoms of SNOW MADNESS?
Well, I made a list and went to the store. I went out and bought everything on my list. Exactly everything on my list. Here is a photo of what was on my list.
I like to call them "Blizzard Supplies" you may call them a side effect of SNOW MADNESS.
Copy of SNOW MADNESS List?
1. Fruit bowl-bamboo
2. Hob Nobs-chocolate 2x
3. McVities Plain biscuits-for in the car in case of snowbound crash
4. Check for Holiday Ducks on Sale
5. Vermouth-Straight Vodka does not a Martini make-ask nice wine guy
6. Ask for blue cheese stuffed olives too
What are other symptoms of SNOW MADNESS?
I've got a tow truck on my cell's favorites (not those those criminals in the Creek.)
I've got 12 pairs of mittens, plus I keep and wear all my non matching ones.
I own an uncounted number of scarves. If you gave me a scarf I would keep it, because Hell may, will and does freeze over and I might need it.
The Day after Tomorrow as a bedtime story for the Pigs.
I've also got a photo of Mr. Bond in my laundry room to remind me that we don't live in a freaking snow globe and there is an outside world. Plus, he's dead sexy. (For more photos, go to the 49th Dimension-if you dare)
Now, Kristina up in Toronto doesn't have SNOW MADNESS, she's tough, she's Canadian, she copes, she has Survival Tips.