So, the house isn't as possessed as possessed by an idiot. Yes, friends, with a little more time, a poop camera, a bigger auger, and some Veronica Mars level detective work, the plumbing problem was solved. Sadly, during the evil be gone plumbing extravaganza, the Qui Ja board pointed right to me as the root of the problem.
No, this does not mean I am a really big dumper. Thanks though. Thanks for thinking that. Long ago, back when the sun shined. Think August. I was in the garage, and decided to hang an Ogre Painted "Welcome Fiends" (Fiends, not Friends) sign. I used a stud finder, to locate a stud. Oddly, it kept pointing to Home Depot, London Style, and then this one section of wall in the garage. I picked out a really big sturdy looking nail and hung up the sign.
Oi Shepards! Was the sign rocking? Didn't it look great? Wasn't the Ogre impressed with how cool it looked hanging in the garage?
Sadly, it was hanging not from a stud, but from this...
The main plumbing pipe from the upstairs! Yeah. The super awesome plumber also noted that most people's houses do not have their plumbing running down the outside wall, thus leading to a really expensive "Welcome Fiends" sign clogging their toilets.
1 Welcome Fiends Sign+ 1 Nail + 1 Plumbing Pipe=2 clogged Toilets and a Tub full of Raw Sewage.
Look! This is my $700 Margarita!
I was also warned not to flush zombie parts.