This is my haircut. Boring. Plain.
I have an emergency call into George. It goes something like this "George, you cut my hair really nice, but I look plain, and boring. I swear, I will use products, and a blow dryer. I may even shave my legs, but really, I need this fixed."
I'm going to look like the Flock of Seagulls guy.
This one is Shelly. There may have been some confusion in an earlier post. I love Shelly's haircut. I would like to have her haircut, but that would be very Single White Female.
Here are ways to tell Shelly and I apart in the future.
Shelly is wearing white. I cannot wear white, in the alternate universe, I am the evil twin. In this universe, I have 3 little Pigs. Pigs like to put gravy, jelly, snot and syrup on me. Ok, the syrup is usually my own doing. I love pancakes.
Also, I am a photo fiend. If the camera is out, I will pose. It won't be a pretty pose, I will make an ass of myself or those around me, but I won't hide behind knitting. Oh no, I will use that opportunity to make a silly face, or ruin your shot by making your kid giggle. It's a gift, to you, a curse.
Now, on to knitting. My Tulip sweater, or actually the baby Tulip sweater I am working on, will look like no other. Why you ask? Because, it's all the rage, and yes, I wanted to make one too, but I wanted it to look a little different than all the others.
So, I made the top stripes skinny and the bottom stripes wide. Mostly because I thought the Peach color was ugly, which is too bad because the greens are awesome. But I really like barfy greens and not everyone agrees about that being an attractive shade. I sort of blame that on the use of split pea soup in the Exorcist.