I need to borrow something from Shelley. But since I am challenged in the realm of keeping track of things, I have once again misplaced my planner which has her number in it.
My cell phone? You think that has her number in it? No. Not unless she called me and I "caught" her number. It's like a fun tag game I like to play. Sadly, I have very few numbers caught.
My big fun plan was to send a telegraph, because I thought she would find it amusing.
GOING BRA SHOPPING stop
BOWING TO THE MAN stop
SHAVING PITS stop
CAN I BORROW MACHETE stop
Apparently, a person can no longer sent personal telegraphs. I do actually remember that from NPR, and feeling a bit weepy that I never got the chance to send one. So, here's my fake telegraph.
Yes, this is about all I wanted to ever do with a telegraph message anyway.