Well, I didn't get a blue ribbon. But it would be cool if the Ogre brought me home a case of Pabst.
Nope, I got second prize on the Midnight Tomato. No, I don't know what I lost to. That's right, lost to. Second place is nothing but being the first LOSER. Please don't tell the Pigs I think that, it will break their hearts.
What goes to Red Ribbon winners?
Jackie also got second place on her scarf. I don't know if she ordered herself a pair of boots too. I think she was actually happy, rather than bitter.
Maybe some ice cream. I already ate the Ogre's Birthday candy bar. Give me a break, it's almost my birthday.