Hey! I found some dress clothes in my closet! They weren't even that wrinkly! I put them on, shook some hands, and got a job! I fit in! I was normal! I even wore my "serious" glasses. Good thing I got 2 pair. Good thing I got a job so I can pay for them.
Check out what was hiding under the dress clothes...Snot Power!
Books I got at Stitching Memories:
Knitty Gritty Knits seems ok-cool dorky hats, and a bag by Kelley Deal!!!
Jo Sharp KNIT issue 3 after issue 2 I said never again, after brief peek, seems very good
The Best of Interweave Knits after making Alice check it out for me, seems freaking awesome
On to zombies.
Someone asked me, "Holly, why are zombies bad?"
I was like, "really, you need to ask why zombies are bad? This isn't in your genetic code like the words to Beatles songs?"
Soo, here it is
Why zombies are bad...
Well, they are the sworn enemy of The Ogre Family.
They eat brains. That's not good. It's also gross.
Plus they are the reanimated bodies of your loved ones, mostly, that's creepy.
There's also the mindless hunger for brains. Did I mentions the eating brains part? That's bad.
Zombies will mess up a hand knit sweater with absolutely no care to how much love, snot or time went into the making of it. Can you imagine? The beasts.
Zombies are dirty. If they get into your house, they will drag dirt all over the place. Then if you have to eliminate them you will have dirty zombie parts all over your house, and possibly on your yarn. How lame is that? How good is that? Not good. Not good=bad, so therefore zombies are bad.