Look at the Blue, the lovely, lovely blue...
Ok, I have the ability to see out of both eyes and I was thinking "gee, this is really cool! But what could I do to go blind in one eye again?"
1. Laceweight project, size 000 needles, black yarn!
Ah, I'd never wear the finished project, it would take me forever, and I've pretty much already quit before I've started
2. Pointy pencil.
There are no pointy pencils in our house. Trust me, I look on a daily basis. Never a pointy pencil. I used them all when we had the pet mice.
3. BB gun.
As a certain small town knows, I'm a great shot with a BB gun. My eyes have nothing to fear. The neighbors' eyes yes, my eyes, no.
4. MATCHING UP SPORTS TEAMS TO CASCADE YARN!!!!!
Number 4 is the clear choice. Even a zombie could get this one right, it's a no brainer. Or a spare brainer.
Sadly, the Ogre and I are at a bit of a shovel clanging throw down over what teams we should tackle (hehe) next.
I'm thinking college teams, and do it by conference.
He was thinking the other professional sports teams, like NHL, NBA, etc, etc, etc.
Or, I could finish up NFL by doing the promised superwash, which is actually halfway done.
Gee, I think I answered my own question, but after that, what do you want? Most votes win.