The Ogre was asking me what I did yesterday. I said "do you really want to know?" and then I added "full details, or box score?"
He just wanted the box score. Which made me sound crazier than normal:
Question edible front landscaping...
Admire beauty of pumpkin landscaping...
Wait for Bus
Feed Neighbor Kid
Afternoon Shovel Work Out
Look Sassy during Shovel Work Out
Man, that's a sweet outfit.
Eat beef jerky
Think of knitting
Diet Coke break
Read about knitting
Gather knitting supplies
Go to Dentist
The Ogre then left the room and yelled "why would you spend so much time thinking about knitting and then eating beef jerky and candy before going to the dentist?"
Apparently, it was too mind boggling for him to be in the same room with me at this point. But I was nervous about the whole dentist thing, and what do you do when you're nervous?
Me, I eat half a cow, a case of Diet Coke and dress up like I'm opening an Opium Den, all while thinking "wow, I need a new driver's license photo, I should really knit that Retro Cardigan so I have something hand knit to wear, ooh that would match my glasses too!"