The Ogre and I went out to dinner with other humans last night! No, zombies or vampires were spotted and a nice time was had by all.
Turns out, the Ogre and Sarah's husband have a few things in common. They both dislike people, and they like football. Oh, yeah, and they are married to short mean women.
With Sarah's magic power of evil, I think she even tricked the Ogre into Tent camping. Next thing you know she'll teach the Ogre to knit, or worse...scrapbook.