I came across the enemy, and since she didn't threaten to beat me up, and didn't actually know who the hell I was, she asked why we weren't friends.
Right, right. Probably wondering which enemy and which boycott. Well, it sure wasn't that chick from MDOT. Watch, we'll be friends next. Ugh, that whole "I'm going to be nice" New Year's Resolution is really cramping my style.
No, I ran across someone from Stitching Memories, and she was all "No, Way! I am totally not mean! You should come in on Thursday nights when I am in there."
I said I would after the Ogre was done with outdoor soccer season, and that she would know me by the trail of dead zombies in my wake and my freshly sharpened shovel. You know, because soccer ends in like November, the peak of Open Zombie hunting season? Never get caught with a dull shovel. Actually I told her I would be wearing my orange Team B Tigers Shirt.
(Crap, I should switch over to Team B football shirts by then, arrgggh, college team or NFL, matching or let the Pigs have their choice. I say NFL...NFL/sewing satellite gets installed today! No more potato sacks for me! Also, did that 'crap' push me into an R rating?)
This is all weird and disjointed because I have to do extreme home cleaning to make a trail for the satelite install person to get to our teley and I really shouldn't be on the puter...but if I don't give this info, I will forget, and find this info, under the paint, on top of the kite, by the art cart, and then have to wear it on my planner necklace...
Also, for those asking about the sweetness of my aprons, I gave faulty info. I checked out all the apron patterns at the local fabric stores and they are crap. The aprons that I have are the real deal. Super comfy, worn for generations by real apron wearers, users and good cooks! It's the Ogre's Grandma's Mom's pattern, and somewhere may be a copy around but for now....
you can get your own Apron at the Home Grange Bazaar December 7th. They are reasonably priced, and if you aren't able to make it, I can buy up a bunch and meet up with any local Kalamazoo people in December if you are interested in one. Then you can have one and make a pattern from it, and your money will be going to help a good cause. It's like I'm pimping my ride, except I'm pimping my community service organization, except it's like a Fraternal Order, except I'm a girl, except this order is all about the ladies, but not in a creepy way! Ok.