We the Ogre and I made it back home!
We picked up the Pigs last night, and things are mostly back to normal. Dog slobber, pigs fighting, ahh, so much better than being on vacation!
I am currently developing Snotty Tips for Disney Vacationers.
Here's a preview:
1. DO NOT take photos while on The Pirates of the Carribean ride.
It's possible a large Ogre will grumble at you, but the real danger is getting yelled at by me. I don't take kindly to being blinded by your selfish need to break Disney's "no flash photography rule" so you can have photos of animatronic pirates. Really, no flash photos.