Today is the first day of my new life. I am going to eat healthy, be nice, be prepared, recycle more, do something for the environment, have a clean, tidy organized home, read to the pigs and exercise for 30 minutes.
Friends, don't be fooled, I have not joined a cult, and I am not planning on running away. I actually say that to myself every morning. Sometimes I do add, cut back on the rum. It's hard to try and be a good person.
Since my "be nice" is so vague, I crossed it off one day this week because I helped an old guy read his grocery list. Bow down to the mighty good deed I have done. He needed angel hair pasta. I think he had a date.
So, again, this morning, is the first day of my new life. Sadly, I do have to start new every day, it never seems to stick.