Yes, I will admit, my pattern for a door draft dodger may be a wee bit on the snarky side, but it's totally a pattern...
Knitted Door Draft
Knit a really long sweater sleeve in the round, your choice of yarn and color-see Elizabeth Zimmermann for inspiration, she's a God. Stuff with, rice, polyfil, cherry pits, anything you've got lying around. Sew up ends. Put by door. Save money, the environment and maybe the world.
So in the near future, you will be the proud owner of snarky, useful (ok if you live in a cold area), and some what snotty knits.
Oh, yes, my friends. I have plans. Whu-huu-huu-huu. Where the hell are my minions? Minions, I may need some test knitters. No comments, or criticisms, just test knitting.
Think of it as a great way to use up your stash yarn.