Ok, this is knit with snot for you, and I have been a bit off track. I mean really, football, bookcrossing (you should really liberate those books), Christopher Moore, reading in general.
I have decided what I need to do! Books on Cd. I will get them, load them on the ipod shuffle that the Ogre should totally order for me today, with the gift card, the one that's in his wallet.
That way I can continue on my mediocre knitting, and still laugh until I snort beverages out my snout. Yep, beverage out nose is a good thing. Laughing is healthy and good for you. If I were a doctor I would prescribe these three things...
1. Knitting-to relax you.
2. Yoga-to relax and stretch you.
3. The complete works of Christopher Moore-to make you laugh out loud and expand your vocabulary.
Oh, wait, if one is to believe in heaven, it may smell like freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts and the way there is through a heart attack induced by donut consumption. So then add beer to counter act the artery clogging and you may find the perfect balance to life.
I may need to be a New Age Doctor.