Yep. I got snot. I know I have snot, but this was way out of line.
We call Owen "booger baby," and for good reason. The kid is constantly boogery.
Yesterday his snot and my mouth came together as one, and it was not pretty. I said "I'm gonna kiss your cheek." Like any kid being threatened with a kiss, he quickly turned his cute little baby kid noggin, and I got smacked full on with a booger face kiss.