Drink up me hearties! Talk Like a Pirate Day be Tomorrow. You don't want to be called a scurvy dog, or a dirty land lubber, so go to www.talklikeapirate.com and practice up.
So if you ring, and get an "ahoy, who be callin?" It's just me Bloody Jenny Vane greeting ya.
You might be asking, what will that family o' wanderin pirates be doing differently on Talk Like a Pirate Day. MORE GROG FOR THE CAPTAIN!
Yes, I am the Captain, I comandeered this rig fair and square. So back off, or I'll sic me cutlass swinging Ogre on you.