The whole pirate thing is really taking full charge of our house. I am saluted with a hearty "aye aye Capt'n," and Harry asked "Am I a Matey, or was I captured?" I informed him that he was in fact a Matey. Cy then said, "No Harry, you were captured" to which Harry replied "No, duh, I volunteered, I wasn't pressed into service." Wow, that How to be a Pirate book really worked.
So does this mean that we can go on a pirate raid together? What are we going to commandeer? A minivan, ah, a cargo van. That would be better for me and the Matey's. Those scurvy dogs need the exceptional cargo hold of a full sized van. Now, for treasure!