Thursday, August 31, 2006

Knitting is not my yoga...

In the not too distant past, knitting was declared the new yoga. Peace, love, and zen all through the lovely click of needles and the flash of yarn. I know this is a marketing scheme, and here's why.

When I knit, I do not find peace. I usually find dog fur, and boogers.

I also don't find love, but anger. Gauge, size, yarn, time, issues that cause anger.

Zen, huh, if the way to Nirvana is paved in waffles, I may be set here. When I knit, my brain sings "nothing could be finer than the taste of Aunt Jemima in the moooorning."

Yum, waffles.

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