The Ogre will soon be on his annual Pitchforks and Torches-The Ogre's Plight book tour. Oh, you may not have heard of his book. It's written for people over 6'5". You know, things like where to buy socks when you wear a 15 shoe. You know, useful stuff like how to avoid an angry mob and car buying advice. He'll have a great time. But us? Whatever shall we do??
Well, I've a few activities planned. Activities that the Ogre, may not actually frown on these activities, but he generally doesn't think they are sound ideas.
-Donuts for dinner
-Run 2 miles
-Possibly run 4 miles, due to the donuts for dinner
-Go furniture shopping.
-Decide on chair or mattress
-Dinner? Pizza? Cereal?
-Clean up from Beer Brewing
-Clean up pizza boxes
-Order "This is what a feminist looks like" T shirt
-Have furniture delivered
-Cover new furniture in snot, dog slobbery, and help me, urine. It's gotta look like it fits in with what we currently have
-Actually clean up from Beer Brewing
-Order more pizza
-Take pizza boxes from the garage to the garbage can
-Cook nutritious, veg filled dinner